Guest Post: Trail Mix

(In honor of the beginnings of my humble blog, my awesome friend Catherine has written a guest post! I hope you enjoy!)

Ingredients

• Procrastination
• Fruit
• Nuts
• Outdoor seating

Directions

1. Be busy doing something awesome.
2. A day later, finally make yourself go to the grocery story anyway because apparently you are not going to run out of awesome.
3. Pay absolutely no attention at the grocery store. You may note you are not paying attention, but it is important that you then continue paying no attention.
4. Wander around putting things in your basket while listening to Sara's rendition of shoving her hand  in a chicken's "neck hole" to harvest its organs. Find this sufficiently distracting to continue paying no attention.
5. Realize after you have left the grocery store that you have bought nothing constituting a traditional dinner.
6. Shove it in a bowl and call it trail-mix per the advice of the best Tom.
7. Eat outside with feet up, using fingers.

Bon appétit!